I used to work at a paper shop.
But it folded.
But it folded.
'It folded' means the business went bankrupt AND paper literally folds. The paper shop met its end in the most fitting way possible — it did exactly what paper does. Poetic corporate failure.
Say 'it folded' with resigned acceptance of someone who saw this coming from day one. A paper shop folding is inevitable. Written into the business plan.
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