What did the plumber say when he got bored?
This job is draining!
This job is draining!
"Draining" means exhausting or tedious — but plumbers literally drain pipes as their primary function. The plumber's complaint about boredom is expressed in his own professional vocabulary, which he uses without realizing the irony.
Say it with the weariness of someone who's been unclogging drains all day — the exhausted delivery sells both meanings with equal conviction.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
I got fired from my job at the candle factory.
I refused to work wick-ends.
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A satisfactory.
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But it folded.
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An impasta!
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