I went to a wedding where two antenna met.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
'Reception' means the post-wedding party AND TV/radio signal reception — antennas are specifically designed to receive signals. The wedding reception and the antenna's professional function share the same word. The ceremony was forgettable; the reception was excellent.
Tell this like a genuine wedding review — you attended, you assessed, you gave stars. The ceremony was standard. The reception was outstanding by every available metric.
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