I went to a wedding where two antennas met on a roof.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Variant of best-159 — same antenna wedding/reception punchline. 'On a roof' is where antennas naturally live, grounding the improbable romance in its architecturally correct setting. The reception was excellent by every signal-strength metric.
Rate the wedding reception with genuine enthusiasm — you attended, you evaluated, the signal was strong throughout. Five stars for the reception.
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