I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Then it hit me.
'It hit me' means both sudden comprehension AND the frisbee physically hitting you in the face. The narrator's moment of understanding and the moment of impact are the exact same event. The insight arrived at 65 mph.
Pause thoughtfully before 'Then it hit me' — let the audience wait for the epiphany — then let 'hit' land with the same satisfying force as the incoming frisbee.
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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