My landlord texted me saying we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I said, "Sure, my door is always open."
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I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
You know what's really odd?
Numbers that aren't divisible by two.