Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
'Soap opera' is a melodramatic TV genre, but here it's literally an opera performance happening with soap in your mouth — the shower drama becomes actual operatic suffering. The mundane bathroom accident gets elevated to its own art form.
Tell with escalating theatrical drama in your voice, building up to 'soap opera' with the full gravitas that such a tragic bathroom incident deserves.
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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
My landlord says he wants to talk to me about my high heating bill.
I told him, "My door is always open."
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I said, "Sure, my door is always open."
My landlord texted me saying we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I said, "Sure, my door is always open."
What did the blanket say to the bed?
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