My first job was working in an orange juice factory...
But I got canned — couldn't concentrate!
But I got canned — couldn't concentrate!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Next jokeWhat do you call someone who's happy on Mondays?
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!