Why did the employee get fired from the coin factory?
He stopped making cents!
He stopped making cents!
What do you call a lazy eye doctor?
Next jokeMy coworker told me I should try growing a beard...
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!