Paddy says to Mick, "I found this pen, is it yours?"
Mick replies, "I don't know, give it here." He tries it and says, "Yes it is." Paddy asks, "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."
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Mick replies, "I don't know, give it here." He tries it and says, "Yes it is." Paddy asks, "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!