Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up!

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What did the lettuce say to the celery?

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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