People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely
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But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
Next jokeI've recently discovered I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!