I saw my wife's face in the mirror this morning and it scared me.
Then again, our marriage was already on the rocks.
Then again, our marriage was already on the rocks.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.