🔤 Wordplay

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing. They're both stuck up.

Why This Joke Works

"Stuck up" as a personality descriptor (arrogant, too good to talk) and as a literal anatomical description (currently inserted) are both simultaneously accurate for a tampon. The fact that they said nothing to each other because they're both stuck up is a complete thought that explains the silence while being the world's most literal use of the idiom.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Say "they're both stuck up" with the mild disdain of someone explaining why two snobby people at a party didn't interact.

Perfect for:

•At a women's health conversation where toilet humor is welcome
•During a discussion about common idioms and their literal meanings
•At a comedy night where unexpected product jokes are on the menu

💡 Did You Know?

Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.

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