This soup recipe calls for "5 potatoes cubed".

Maybe it's just me, but 125 potatoes seems excessive.

What did the lumberjack say about the mathematician who couldn't dance?

If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

More Math Dad Jokes

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

Parallel lines have so much in common...

It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

The teacher told him not to use tables!