Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
The third one ducked.
Everyone expects a typical 'walks into a bar' drinking joke, but the 'bar' here is a literal metal bar they physically walked into. The third guy learned from their mistake and ducked. It's an anti-joke that subverts one of comedy's most famous setups.
Start it exactly like every bar joke ever told — people will already be bracing for a punchline about drinking. The quick pivot to physical comedy catches them completely off guard. Keep it deadpan.
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Comedy researchers have found that the best jokes follow a "2-3-1" rhythm: two beats of setup, three beats of building tension, one beat of punchline. Most great dad jokes follow this pattern naturally.
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