I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.
More Good Dad Jokes
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra. That's a root beer float."
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.