What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er!

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Why did the moon skip dinner?

Why did the jellyfish blush?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

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