What did one Christmas light say to another?
You light up my life!
You light up my life!
What do you get if Santa goes down a chimney when the fire is lit?
Next jokeI asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas...
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!