What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
An abdominal snowman.
'Abdominal snowman' is a play on 'abominable snowman' (the Yeti), swapping 'abominable' for 'abdominal' because this snowman has killer abs. The image of a jacked snowman flexing in a winter wonderland is so absurd it practically sells itself.
Ask it with admiration, like you're genuinely impressed by this snowman's fitness routine. Say 'abdominal snowman' slowly so the 'abominable' connection clicks.
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