What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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