👔 Classic Dad Joke
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why This Joke Works
The turkey's signature 'gobble gobble' gets swapped for 'Google, google, google' — close enough phonetically to make the substitution click instantly. It works because the joke gives the turkey a weirdly plausible digital presence, like it's been using search engines this whole time and we just didn't know.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Deliver 'Google, google, google!' with the same urgent, frantic energy as a real turkey gobbling — staccato and fast, like you're trying to look something up right now.
Perfect for:
- •At the Thanksgiving table when someone pulls out their phone to Google something mid-conversation
- •While watching the Macy's parade with tech-obsessed relatives who always have a screen nearby
- •At a school Thanksgiving celebration where kids need an easy punchline they'll immediately recognize
💡 Did You Know?
Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
More Jokes Like This
What do turkeys and computers have in common?
They both have bytes!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving?
Drumstick me, I'm dreaming!
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