Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!