🔤 Wordplay
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
Why This Joke Works
"Rip-off" is the perfect collision of slang for being scammed and a grimly literal description of what a circumcision actually involves. The joke works because both meanings arrive simultaneously, and your brain briefly tries to decide which one it landed on.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Deliver "a rip-off" with the same tired energy you'd use complaining about an overpriced sandwich — the mundane tone makes the word hit twice as hard.
Perfect for:
- •When someone complains about getting scammed or overcharged
- •At a poker game when someone calls a bad bluff a "rip-off"
- •At a medical or comedy roast where doctors are in the crowd
💡 Did You Know?
Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.
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