🔤 Wordplay

What do you call a guy who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker.

Why This Joke Works

"Tearjerker" normally describes a sad movie or emotional moment that makes you cry — but broken down literally, both halves apply here. "Tear" (crying) plus "jerker" (the physical act) make this a compound word that works on every level. The elegance is in how natural the answer sounds before you process it.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Say "a tearjerker" with the confidence of someone answering a movie trivia question — the delay between delivery and realization is the comedy.

Perfect for:

•At a movie night when someone mentions a tearjerker film
•When a friend dramatically cries during a sports loss
•During a word-game night when compound words are on the table

💡 Did You Know?

Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.

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