What do you call a guy who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker.
A tearjerker.
"Tearjerker" normally describes a sad movie or emotional moment that makes you cry — but broken down literally, both halves apply here. "Tear" (crying) plus "jerker" (the physical act) make this a compound word that works on every level. The elegance is in how natural the answer sounds before you process it.
Say "a tearjerker" with the confidence of someone answering a movie trivia question — the delay between delivery and realization is the comedy.
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