What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

De-calf-inated!

🐾 Animal Dad Jokes cowwordplay

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Why did the snake cross the road?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they're afraid of the mouse!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

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