What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.

How do astronomers organize a party?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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