My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall...
I said maybe.
I said maybe.
No wordplay needed — "maybe" is the most iconic single lyric from Oasis's Wonderwall, so responding to a request to stop singing it with "maybe" IS continuing the song. The punchline is the song. The joke doesn't explain itself and doesn't need to.
Say "I said maybe" with total deadpan calm and the faintest trace of a smile — underselling it completely is what makes it work.
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