What do you call a happy penguin?
A pen-grin!
A pen-grin!
"Pen-grin" swaps the "gu" in "penguin" for "grin" — a smile. A happy penguin is literally grinning, and the word now contains the expression on its face. The visual of a smiling penguin in a natural tuxedo is completely irresistible.
Flash a big grin when you say "pen-grin" — embody the happy penguin's unrestrained joy.
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Animals have been the subject of jokes since ancient Greece — Aesop's fables were basically dad jokes with morals attached.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
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