Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!
To change his jockeys!
"Jockeys" are both the riders who sit atop horses AND the underwear brand. A horse going behind a tree to "change jockeys" implies switching riders — or switching underpants — and both scenarios are equally and magnificently absurd.
Look around as if checking for witnesses before delivering "jockeys" — match the horse's apparent and urgent need for privacy.
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Animals have been the subject of jokes since ancient Greece — Aesop's fables were basically dad jokes with morals attached.
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
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