🔤 Wordplay
What do you call a meeting with no snacks?
A waste of time!
Why This Joke Works
The punchline is both a pun and a genuine opinion — 'a waste of time' describes a snack-less meeting factually while also being a statement every meeting attendee has whispered at least once. The joke works because it validates a real feeling while technically delivering a punchline.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Deliver with the passionate conviction of someone who considers the snack table a non-negotiable, KPI-level component of any successful meeting.
Perfect for:
- •When scheduling a catered office event and snacks are being debated as a budget item
- •Before an all-hands meeting where someone forgot to order anything
- •The moment everyone realizes the conference room is empty of food and the meeting is starting anyway
💡 Did You Know?
Workplace humor studies show that teams who share jokes (especially bad ones) have 15% higher productivity. Your HR department should be thanking you.
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