What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
Lost!
Lost!
A snowman in the tropics is both geographically lost (far from any environment where it belongs) and physically lost (rapidly melting into nonexistence). The brevity of "Lost!" as the answer is what makes it land — the word contains both meanings and the single-word punchline after the buildup is perfectly calibrated.
Shrug helplessly and say "Lost!" with the energy of someone who has no better word for this impossible situation.
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Water!
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A puddle!
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