Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Because she married a man who comes home once a year covered in soot!
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!