🔤 Wordplay
What do you call a witch's best friend at school?
Her ghoul-friend!
Why This Joke Works
"Ghoul-friend" swaps the "girl" in "girlfriend" for "ghoul" — one syllable different — to bring in the Halloween creature. The school context makes it sweet: witches need best friends too, and a ghoul makes sense as a companion monster. The friendship framing makes it wholesome rather than just punny.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Say "ghoul-friend!" with the warmth of a genuine friendship announcement — like the witch and ghoul have been BFFs since middle school and everyone knows it.
Perfect for:
- •When two friends show up to a Halloween party in witch and ghoul costumes together
- •At a Halloween-themed school event for kids
- •During a Halloween playdate when kids are playing as monsters together
💡 Did You Know?
Halloween jokes peaked in Google searches in 2023, with "skeleton dad jokes" being one of the fastest-growing search terms.
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What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!
Why did the witch stay at the hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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