🔤 Wordplay
Why did the witch stay at the hotel?
She heard they had great broom service!
Why This Joke Works
"Broom service" is "room service" with the witch's vehicle swapped in — a one-letter addition that completely reframes hotel luxury for a witch. The implication is that the hotel delivers brooms to the room on demand, which is exactly what a witch would want after a long night of flying. It treats the broom as a mundane hotel amenity rather than a magical artifact.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Say it like a satisfied Yelp review — "Five stars, excellent broom service" — the consumer review energy makes the hotel-witch scenario funnier.
Perfect for:
- •At a Halloween-themed hotel event or when booking a Halloween getaway
- •While joking about hotel amenities when traveling near Halloween
- •At a Halloween party when discussing where monster guests would stay overnight
💡 Did You Know?
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