What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A cat-astrophe!
A cat-astrophe!
"Cat-astrophe" swaps the first syllable of "catastrophe" with "cat" — and a chaotic group of cats is both visually accurate and perfectly described by the word. Anyone who has watched multiple cats ignore instructions will nod in agreement.
Say "A cat-astrophe!" with mild horror, like you witnessed it yourself — the eyewitness energy sells the chaos authentically.
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