Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
"Lost interest" means both losing enthusiasm for work and what bankers literally deal in — interest rates. The irony is that interest is the banker's actual business, making his departure perfectly self-defeating.
Deliver it with the flat affect of someone reading a bank statement — clinical, not dramatic. The financial formality makes the pun land naturally.
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He couldn't see himself doing it.
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