What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
A comedi-hen!
"Comedi-hen" swaps the "ian" ending of "comedian" for "hen" — the female chicken — and the substitution is seamless. Hens are already inherently funny birds on their own terms, so the title feels completely earned. The chicken's comedic career was always right there in her species name.
Do a little chicken strut — bobbing head, elbows out — as you say "a comedi-hen!" — the poultry walk combined with the comedian title is peak chicken performance art.
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