🎯 Pun
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates!
Why This Joke Works
"Broommates" is a textbook portmanteau — "broom" (the witch's mode of transport) fused with "roommates" (what they'd be called sharing a house). The word clicks into place so satisfyingly that it almost sounds like it should be in the dictionary. It also implies witch cohabitation is common enough to need its own vocabulary.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Say "broommates" with total confidence, like it's a word you use every day — the casualness makes it land better than winking at the pun.
Perfect for:
- •When two people show up to a Halloween party in matching witch costumes
- •While setting up a Halloween display with multiple witch decorations on the porch
- •At a college Halloween party when talking about roommate costume coordination
💡 Did You Know?
Halloween jokes peaked in Google searches in 2023, with "skeleton dad jokes" being one of the fastest-growing search terms.
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A sand-witch!
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What do witches use to style their hair in the morning?
A scare-dryer!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a broom-ache!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch with great shore-cery!
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