Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boos!
For the boos!
"Boos" is the crux — it sounds exactly like "booze" (what you'd actually get at a bar) but is also what ghosts say. The ghost is either drinking or being greeted by a crowd of fellow ghosts shouting his name, and both mental images are great. One syllable of wordplay does the work of an entire setup.
Deliver "boos" with a slight grin — hold the word just a half-beat longer than you normally would to let both meanings register before the laugh arrives.
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin goblin!
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
What is a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster!
Why did the ghost get in the elevator?
To raise his spirits!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
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