What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
He gets wet, same as everyone else!
He gets wet, same as everyone else!
The expected punchline involves some magical, leprechaun-specific consequence — gold appearing, luck reversing, something fantastical. Instead, the joke deflates the mystique entirely: basic physics doesn't care about enchantment. He gets wet. Same as everyone else. The anti-magic punchline is the joke.
Say "same as everyone else" with absolute flat deadpan — the more matter-of-fact and unimpressed you sound, the funnier the complete absence of magical consequences lands.
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