Why do people wear green on St. Patrick's Day?

Because they'd look silly wearing a whole leprechaun!

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What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?

What did one pot of gold say to the other at the gym?

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Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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