What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A lamb-orghini.
A lamb-orghini.
"Lamb-orghini" swaps "Lambo" for "lamb" in Lamborghini — and baby sheep are called lambs. So a sheep drives a Lamborghini, renamed to reflect its species. The luxury car brand was one letter away from a farm animal this whole time. The Italian sports car becomes Italian pastoral.
Ask the setup like a car magazine interview. Say "Lamb-orghini" with Italian flair and rev an imaginary engine. Make it sound expensive.
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