What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Your brain immediately goes somewhere gross — what's brown and sticky? But the answer is just a stick. It's stick-y because it IS a stick. The anti-humor works because the setup primes you for something crude, and the punchline is the most innocent, literal answer possible. The misdirection is the whole game.
Ask the setup with a mischievous grin, letting them think it's going somewhere inappropriate. Then say "a stick" with complete innocence, like you can't imagine what else they were thinking.
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There's a psychological reason bad jokes make us laugh: it's called "benign violation theory." The joke violates our expectations of humor, but in a harmless way, creating a unique kind of amusement.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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