Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll!
Because it was on a roll!
"On a roll" is a gambling idiom for a hot winning streak โ AND a precise description of where a sesame seed lives, on top of a bread roll. The sesame seed can't leave the casino because it's physically part of a roll, making the excuse simultaneously idiomatic and topographic.
Say "on a roll!" with the excited energy of someone on an unstoppable winning streak โ the casino context makes the bread idiom work twice as hard.
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