Why did the belt get arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

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What did the nut say when it sneezed?

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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