Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
Because it felt crummy.
Cookies produce crumbs, so a cookie would feel 'crummy' — full of crumbs and falling apart. But 'feeling crummy' also means feeling sick or unwell. The cookie has a legitimate medical complaint that happens to describe its own physical composition. It's a baked-goods existential crisis.
Ask it with concern for the cookie's health. Say 'because it felt crummy' with the sympathy of a good friend who genuinely cares about this cookie's wellbeing.
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