Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!
It was feeling crumby!
Like the cookie joke, "crumby" doubles as "feeling unwell" and "full of crumbs" — but a cupcake adds an extra layer: it looks put-together on the outside with its frosting, but it's secretly crumbling within. A cupcake that seems fine but is fundamentally crumby is relatable on multiple levels.
Give "feeling crumby" a slightly muffled, under-the-weather delivery — the cupcake is doing its best to look presentable but the structural problems are showing.
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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
What's eating you?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!
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