Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

She had too many queries!

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My boss said to dress for the job I want...

I asked my boss if I could leave early on Friday...

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My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home!

I got fired from the calendar factory...

All I did was take a day off!

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!

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