Why did the Irish man only drink two beers on St. Patrick's Day?

Because the third one was on the house, and he couldn't lift it!

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What happens when you find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?

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Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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